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First of all i will address the user boofrickenhoo who said i or we posted a bunch of lies, well the reason you can hide behind the fake name and fake email address is because of course you are an ass, licking the ass of one of the managers or management or giving somebody some ass (that’s my opinion). I normally ignore fools like you but respect your right to express your “opinion” so go ahead and express your assy opinion, i promise i will publish them but the truth remains and your ass knows it.

Our topics of discussion this week include the following:: As you know during the NCO saga, lunchtimegossip.com received a ton load of info, some very sensitive and incredible, they will be shared with you as soon as my attorney gives it a go. There are some info that are just plain out funny and i will share those first while waiting for my attorney. So on the agenda are:

BUT FIRST, What is Lunchtimegossip.com about
Lunchtimegossip.com is forum for employees in any company in Canada and the world to say what they can’t say in the production floor or offices, its a place to deposit that complain that you have made many times to your management and they refused to listen.
It’s a place to say the things that you only talk about in whispers during your lunchtime. IT IS A PLACE WHERE EMPLOYERS SHOULD FREQUENT,(smart ones of course) to learn about the things that can be improved in their companies in order to make the employees more efficient and productive, instead of trying to shut it down like Adam Gordon did, alleging all kinds of things (i have the paper of his allegations).

Talking about smart employers, some company executives did contact me and encouraged Lunchtimegossip.com because they understand that they can really get an unbiased feedback of how their employees feel about their work environment and policies, that employees are more likely to leave comments, suggestions or complains anonymously if they have an arena where they can vent.
These are the employers who have the best interest of their companies and employees at heart and “have nothing to hide”

Advice to users: Vent as much as you want and in your choice of language and words, you know that kind of venting that after you are done you need a glass of water, yea that’s what am talking about BUT do it with good intentions and don’t try to be vicious, vindictive or slanderous, at the same time be brutally honest.
If you are afraid that your company will victimize you, do what everybody else does, you know what i mean but do voice your opinion.

And for the scared ones who have something to hide Lunchtimegossip is not going anywhere, we are here to stay and there is a lot that will be exposed and a lot of reasons for you to be afraid, there is no more bringing down lunchtimegossip.com, better believe that.

Neither lunchtimegossip.com nor the owner has anything against any companies including NCO but yes we do have something against managers who think that their employees are animals that they can treat how they want or that their employees are people that should be cleaning horse shit.
lunchtimegossip.com is a venting room for employees, let them vent, if you have nothing to hide then dont try to stop it instead listen to them and try to change things for the betterment of your company and employees.
So all of my users are welcome to vent here, it doesn’t matter which company you work at, from Bell to Fido, to NCO, Insight to HydroQuebec, as a matter of fact even if you work for lunchtimegossip.com

NCO Employee fired.
So i Stanley Ejingiri was called by Stefanie from the NCO Human Resource Dept to inform me that i had been terminated by NCO because i violated the NCO social media policy agreement that i signed when i was employed—lmfbao that means Laugh My Fat Black Ass Off.
(i asked for a copy of the social media policy agreement that i signed but she didnt know where it was at the time). I asked her to allow me tender my resignation which was drafted several days ago but she said no and i said ok.
So i am no longer an employee of NCO and no longer bound by their social media policy agreement, haha. in English that means i can talk about my experience as a former employee of NCO and any other company i worked for. Why? well because i can and because employers need to stop treating people like shit. And if you contact my web hosting company to shut it down then to hell with it, i will set up my own server in my room, host lucntimegossip by myself and run this shit from home, ehm why? because i can, BSc Systems Engineering–take that. And i never cleaned horse shit in my life!

So its time to party, send your comments abide by the rules: don’t slander and lets have fun.

Frankly i don’t understand celebrity obsession with their butts, oops its not only the celebrities–a good percentage of women today are said to be either secretly wishing they had a slightly bigger butts or are actually doing something to “enhance” their butts.

The problem arises when people either fail to notice the “enhanced” butts or ignore them, this drives the butt crazy women crazy to the point where they just “do anything” to force you to take notice.
Still haven’t confirmed if Lady Gaga’s leather pant butt split was accidental or planned, either way it is not cool but i think that it was planned, its become or becoming acceptable for celebrities to show off their “assets” on stage; Janet jackson did it and Madonna did it to name but a few.

The only thing i say is that if you have to expose your “asset” then make sure you have one like Kim, i mean truth be told, she’s got a handfull of “Ass..et” to show off to anyone who wants to see and now that she is pregnant, her butt is rounding up as you can see from the pics.

PITTSBURGH –The Miss USA pageant representative from Pennsylvania resigned her crown claiming the contest is not carried out in a fair and balanced way but the organizaers including the Mr. Trump himself have fired back at her claiming the beauty queen was upset over the decision to allow transgender contestants to enter.I

Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin posted on her Facebook page that a fellow contestant learned the names of the top 5 finishers on Sunday morning – many hours before the show was broadcast.
It turned out that the names of the top 5 finishers that the contestant told Sheena about were the ones named during the show. This did not go down well with Sheena and she decided to resign from the contest.
“In my heart I believe in honesty, fair play, a fair opportunity, and high moral integrity, none of which in my opinion are part of this pageant system any longer,” Monnin wrote in one of her Facebook posts.
My two cents: Assuming, just assuming that Monnin is telling the truth, I would like the pageant organizers to tell me and the many others like me out there how in the world the judges can decide the result of a contest before it is even carried out unless Trump and his people have been practicing some form of voodoo magic.
How Sad:
many young women work so hard for so long for these contests because they believe that they will get a fair opportunity, it is nothing short of murder on the part of trump and the pageant organizers to not only ignore their efforts but despise it by handpicking the ones the contestants they prefer before the contest takes place. So what the heck are the judges there for, to exhibit their stinking overdone and overpriced makeups?

Mr. Trump, in a live interview on ABC’ Good Morning America called Monnin’s claims “totally ridiculous” and said the pageant organization plans to sue Monnin for making the “false charge.”
“We’re going to be suing her now. She made a very false charge and she knows it’s a false charge,” Trump said.

The Miss Universe Organization on the other hand issued a statement saying that the contestant who Monnin claimed saw the sheet vehemently refuted Monnin’s account, claiming that Monnin resigned because of her stance on transgender contestants.

Miss Rhode Island, the pageant’s winner, Olivia Culpo, supported the organizers claim by saying that Monnin’s original resignation was based on her stance on the pageant’s policy on transgender contestants and called it “strange” that Monnin is now saying something else.
“It’s a little iffy to me,” Culpo concluded.

Mr Trump in addition to threats to sue Sheena has expressed his disbelieve that Monnin’s resigned was due to transgender issues saying:
“I don’t think that she had an issue with that,” Trump said. “I think her primary issue is that she lost and she’s angry about losing. And frankly, in my opinion, I saw her barely a second and she didn’t deserve to be in the top 15.”
Trump added that the woman was suffering from nothing more than “loser’s remorse.”
My two cents: So Trump is claiming that the woman didnt resign because of her stance on transgender contestants but instead resigned because she was suffering from loser’s remorse.

Meanwhile Trump’s people are claiming that Sheena Monnin resigned because she didn’t buy the idea of guys who have changed their sexual orientation participating in the contest.
However no one is saying that the top 5 finishers were not already picked before the show, they are avoiding this topic and focusing on putting Monnin in the light of a hater of transgenders.

So Trump and the organizers are not even on the same page, who then shall we believe? The truth shall come to light pretty soon.

Okay she has confirmed kissing Johnny Depp and as she describes it,
“It was surreal. It’s weird enough kissing anyone on set with 50 people standing around. The day before the kiss he came up to me and said, ‘How do you feel about it? It’s kind of weird, isn’t it?’ I agreed and we exchanged horror stories about on set kisses. So by doing that, he put us in the same boat, which was nice. Given who he is, he’s learned how to make people feel comfortable around him.”

She sure did feel comfortable with Johnny Depp and and very comfortable with the kiss with 50 people watching and can you blame her, after all ‘given who he is,’ any woman would, right?

Well its okay to feel so around Johnny, there is nothing to be scared of but an affair with Brad should scare the living hell out of her, i mean scare her like a million red ants in your pants kind of scare considering Angelina jolie’s black belt karate skills.

I fear for her because Angelina Jolie doesnt have problem kicking the ass of assholes, she has kicked many men’s asses with the ease of knife through butter so i think she can do the same with bella heathcote with her eyes closed and hands tied, she doesnt make joke with her man, lol and yes brad should be scared too.

Forgive me i sound a little biased, it is just because i am, Angelina is my favorite star and i would certainly be cheering if she is kicking the ass of anyone trying to break up her beautiful relationship, she is myy girl and i love her.

Anyways bella heathcote is reassuring everyone including Jolie that nothing like that is happening, despite rumours that there was or there is an affair, cant remember which one.she is qouted as saying
“Yes, apparently I had an affair with him when I hadn’t even met him so it was all pretty strange. I don’t know if you ever get used to that kind of thing. I remember my friends at home contacting me and sending me clippings from magazines saying, ‘I can’t believe you never told me.’ And I was like, ‘I haven’t even met him. I don’t know what you’re talking about.’
Yeah! How crazy that must have been!”
The two will be starring in the upcoming film Killing Them Softly.

As the judge orders Usher and his ex-wife to find a way to resolve their issues regarding child custody, Tameka Raymond couldnt wait to get home to celebrate, she began the partying in the court. Still cant figure out the reason for her celebration.

Tameka is seeking full custody of their kids claiming that Usher is a heavy drug uses. Her claim triggers a lot of questions; did she just realized it–that is if it is true, if yes, how? if no then when or how long has she known this.
Was she aware of it before they got married, during their marriage, after their first or after the second child.

if she knew about it before then why didnt she say something then, why didnt she file for a divore on that grounds and get full custody of the children from the beginning, why now?

The thing is that parents that go to any lenght to deny the other access to their children for reasons that are solely based on selfishness, bitterness or an attempt to get at the other or to get something from the other are dumb and blind.

They have no interest of the children they claim to be fighting for. When it comes to raising children, the role played by either one of the parents can not be underemphasized or downplayed, children need a healthy dose of each of their parents to grow up to become healthy and emotionally balanced adults.

As slong as there is no concrete evidence that a parent can be of danger to a child separated parents should for heavens sake find ways to put their selfihness, bitterness and vinditctive spirits and tendencies away if they truly care for the children.

so celebrating like she did in court really seems childish, Tameka should grow up and be a mother.
This reminds me of a story in the Bible where two women were claiming to be the mother of a child, they were brought before a wise judge who asked that the child be split in two and each half given to each woman(of course there was no DNA tests then).
The real mother and rightful owner of the child promptly objected suggesting instead that the child be given to the other woman who was in favor of splitting the child.

The mother was willing to give the child away than have it killed— that is a mother and the judge of course knew immediately that the child was hers and she went home with her child.

Some people claim that Tameka simply wants more money while others are just lost of what to say but i say this, if you need more money then get a job, dont use your kids for money and usher if you are doing drugs then get a life for the sakes of your kids, the kids shouldnt be a reason to fight but a reason to be friends even if you are no longer together.

A few years ago, it seemed a taboo for a woman to have much of her body exposed, only about 20 percent was the norm and this was around the face, ankle down and the wrist down.

But then the skirts underwent a dramatic reduction in length travelling up to the calf areas and then above the knees and legs were exposed like crazy.

We had barely gotten used to that when the women hit us with what the Jamaicans call the pompom short or what many know as the booty short; these are the short pants that are so short you see the cheeks of the ass of whoever is wearing it.

Ever since women have continued to cloth themselves with less and less cloths exposing more and more of their bodies to eargerly waiting eyes, the reason women are getting more and more comfortable with walking around in less and less cloths still beats many people including me, the only answer is given is fashion.

Well the next fashion trend is body painting, at first it was a cool thing to do within the confines of the studio and pictures that were taken of the person were kept private but these days women have become so brave as to walk around completely naked, “covered” only in body painting.

The bravest of these women was sighted in the recent Barbados carnival, she was stark naked, wearing no kind of clothing but body paint.

The reason i say she is brave is that walking around completely naked in a carnival environment takes a lot of guts, dont forget that in a carnival, you dance and jam and are sandwhiched in a crowd of people carefreely having fun and dancing away.
Plus the fact that some people are highly tipsy while some are already drunk, the sun is blaring hot. How can you then participate in a carnival jam with no piece of clothing but a painted naked body.

Well believe it or not that is the next fashion craze, already there have been fashion shows exhibiting models in bare painted bodies showing what they have to judges and spectators more than willing to see. How far women are about to take this extreme fashion craze is something yet to be seen.

Dead Girl still updating her facebook account

Okay, this is another weird one. A 17 year old girl who passed away several months; almost a year ago is said to have continued to update her facebook account on a daily basis.

Her latest post read “I cant wait for school to be over, class is so boring today, i wonder why all the teachers seemed to be sleepy today”

Parents in shock and tears The matter was first brought to the parents attention after her friends noticed that the dead girl’s facebook page was still active and was being updated several days after her funeral. The mother broke down crying after reading the recent updates on her late daughter’s facebook page.

“At first we thought it was a family member like her brother that had access to her account and was just fooling around but then her posts mentioned things that happened in class the very same day her page was updated.
I mean like the clothes her friends wore to school or conversation we had in private, things there was no way her brother could have known considering he was in another state. It is just freaking me out.” one of the late girl’s friend said.

“Plus the post used words and slangs that only those in our clique of friends used so only she would have known it.” another friend added.

Teachers freaking out, refuse to enter classroom. Before the late girl’s friends brought the matter to her mother’s attention they had contacted their teachers.
Some of the teachers were shocked and visibly shaken when they saw that the late girl updated her facebook page with authentic information regarding the topic they taught the class, the clothes they wore and their moods on specific dates.

“oh yes, i refused to return to class at first after i saw her facebook page and noticed that she mentioned in her update the exact blouse, skirt and shoes i was wearing on that specific day, she even went as far as detailing my mood saying that i was ‘unusually happy today and might be in love finally’ which was true, it freaked me the f*** out.”

Teachers and parents confront Facebook Management with Death Certificate
After several days of monitoring the posts the teachers and parents of the late girl decided to confront facebook management with the development, after showing facebook management the girl’s death certificate they requested that the account be deleted.

“i have read her updates every single day since i learnt of this development and it has being a form of consolation to me but i realize that it is causing other people a great deal of uneasiness and so i have decided to join them in requesting that my late daughters’s account be deleted by facebook management.” the late girl’s mother said.

Facebook Management cant delete account
Facebook management has also become caught in the ‘Facemodia Triangle’ shocked and embarrassed after their technology experts failed on several attempts to permanently delete the late girl’s account, the account simply reappears after it is deleted.

Account continues to reappear after over 1000 times of deletion The rumor is that there has being over 1000 failed attempts to manually delete the late girl’s facebook account without any success.
The management resorted to having their programmers write a special script that deletes the girl’s account every second but the account reappears faster than the script deletes it so that no one can even tell that it was deleted a second ago.

Finally the FBI was called in to investigate the matter but to this day nothing has been discovered by the fbi to indicate any human foul play or involvement and the fbi unable to do anything about the issue have resorted to simply monitoring the account.

Thousands sending friends request
Although the matter is currently being kept really quiet, it is rumored that the page was getting about 700 friends request daily and that all friends request were accepted by the late girl and facebook was unable to stop this either.

One success on the part of facebook is that they have successfully being able to block people from visiting the girl’s page for sometime now.

Lunchtimegossip.com (LTG) is making effort to get one of the dead girl’s recent posts and will include it in our next post so come back.

Turns out Niki’s fart is as hot as she is, the latest rumor is that there is a secret list of people who have decided that they would like to hear the sound of Niki Minaj’s fart. Sadly enough this people wont be able to smell it, it turns out that the iPhone of Niki’s disgruntled friend that captured the sound wasn’t able to capture the stench, hopefully iPhoneFX which will be released in 2015 will have the technology that captures the smell of celebrity farts like Niki’s. In my opinion if you want to hear how it sounds you might be interested in how it smells… lol.

Women fart longer and harder! By the way who farts for that long? Well that was my question until i found out that it is scientifically proven that women are known to be capable of releasing way longer and pants ripping farts than men, seriously –you should call up your science teacher and find out.

The five types of farts Believe me Minaj’s fart has me bumping into some farty information i never imagined existed, not only do i now know that women fart longer and harder than men i also have been educated on the existence of five scientifically proven types of fart, please check out which one of the types listed below you most often let go.
1. The machine gun/firecracker: Oh yes this is the mean one, very disrespectful and unpredictable. You know this one, it goes like a firecracker, ratat tatat tata, traaatraa, tata tata. praprapraararara, pouo pay. Pray this dosnt escape you in public because i guarantee you, you will be soooo embarrassed. This fart is said to have a bad habit of pretending to be the Silencer when it wants to come out but as soon as you give it way it shows its true color going wild and out of control. The worst thing about it is that you cant stop it until it has run its full course. Damn i hate when it does that to me in public.
Tip: just in case your machine gun goes off on you in public without any warning you can either bury your head in a newspaper, novel or bag or you can look the person sitting right next to you and say to them: “What The Hell Was That?”

2. The Multiple Personality Fart MPF: OMG this one here is the best, just the name says it all, multiple personality fart. This fart is said to exhibits the chararcterictics of all the other types of farts. It starts as any one of the other farts and then morphs/changes into all the types one at a times during the same farting time period.
It could start as a silencer and go through the entire fart type circle ending as a machine gun or the other way round but it must go through the full circle of all five fart types before concluding. This is the father of all farts, i would suggest it be renamed “godfather fart”.

3. The silencer: This is the type that wants to come out in the public, like in the office, the metro, in a packed church service, in a meeting, the shopping mall or when somebody is walking closely behind you. You basically have to muffle it so it doesnt come out loud by gently and slowly raising your butt up at a 45 degree angle if you are sitting but if you are standing or walking you gently squeeze the butt checks at short intervals to let it out. It comes out with a pffffffffff sound, it is usualy hot coming out and is said to have the stinkiest odor, more like rotten egg.

4. The operaic/symphonic: This one is said to come out like a melody with undluating but none aggressive sound, mild and gently but very melodic and that is where it got is name, it sound like in the opera. it goes pneyyy-pouw-paaaa-pricploc-douoooo. it is not as hot as the silencer coming out and doesnt stink as bad either.

5.Liquid boy: This is the type of fart that makes you feel like you want to take a dump but then its just a fart, it comes out almost feeling like you just shit yourself. The reason it feels that way is because it comes out hot but as it meets the lower temperature outside your anus, it acts the same way hot air acts when it is introduced to higher temperature. Really i cant remember the whole science about this Liquid boy fart, it is just not my the kind of science i studied in school.

Back to Minaj story Rumor has it that after a long day of restaurant hopping with her friend Niki returned home and dashed into the toilet, seconds after her friend was also speeding to the toilet but was stopped short by an angry and undulating sound. “I tiptoed to the toilet door, quickly pulled out my iphone and started recording, it lasted exactly 45 seconds” she said. WOW!!

Fart Analyzed LTG also understands that Niki’s 45 seconds long fart recording was analyzed by some expensive and sophisticated NASA-like machines and this is the result, the sound of Niki’s 45 seconds long fart when amplified by only a single notch up had the potential to cause a whirlwind that could pick up a full pack of letter size printing paper and toss it about 7 feet into the air! When amplified to its maximum level it had the potential to burn a hole through a Levi’s jean pants. OMG!

Want your fart analyzed?

What about the stench?, “hoff, i wish there was a technology to capture it but I swear it will knock out any child between the ages of 1 to ehm… maybe 13. It is that bad!” Niki’s disgruntled friend added.

My question: How can something so long and so wicked come out of somebody so pretty???

Moral of the story: Why do some people act like they dont fart, if you have ever run into one of those wanabes who act like they dont fart or have never farted in their lives just tell them to take a chill pill. Yes celebrities too do fart and shit just like everybody else, the only differences is that they fart into more expensive underwears than the rest of us care to spend our money on and they shit into toilet bowls that are highly overpriced.

And trust me, their farts do revolt with outrageous stench and perfom balistic gymnastics and their shit sometimes need two or three flushes to go down like mine sometimes does.